Advises by 4FunPlayin

[4FunPlayin]

@4FunPlayin - @d0h!

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d0h: meh
d0h: not shitting gold
4FunPlayin: why not
4FunPlayin: how hard can it be to shit gold
d0h: dont know ask yourself
d0h: try it
d0h: but to be serious, its cheap as hell already
4FunPlayin: well I can't shit gold because I'm not 18 yet, you see I can only poop yellow hard stones out of my ass
4FunPlayin: but not gold, not yet
4FunPlayin: when gta v release date tellz me now
d0h: in may next year
4FunPlayin: when is may
4FunPlayin: which number
d0h: 05
4FunPlayin: day?
4FunPlayin: date is critical
d0h: why critical?
4FunPlayin: BECAUSE IF I WOULDN'T KNOW THE DAY
4FunPlayin: I WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE IN THAT DAY
4FunPlayin: WHILE OTHERS PLAY GTA V
4FunPlayin: GET IT?
d0h: lawl
d0h: troll
4FunPlayin: TELL MR. CAPSLOCK WHEN
d0h: its just a speculatet date
d0h: no one knows the exact date
4FunPlayin: THEN HOW YOU KNOW IT'S MAY?
4FunPlayin: HA?
4FunPlayin: I GOT YOU YEA.
d0h: speculations
d0h: on gamesites
4FunPlayin: I heard someone say it's before 2012 end of 2011, day 24
4FunPlayin: and I heat
4FunPlayin: day 1 month 5
4FunPlayin: heard*
4FunPlayin: but I NEED TO KNOW FOR 100%
4FunPlayin: I MIGHT JERK OFF IN THAT DAY
d0h: noi probably the 24th of may
4FunPlayin: i knew it.
4FunPlayin: now get gta san andreas and install samp
4FunPlayin: and play with me
d0h: so you are busy on this day?
4FunPlayin: lol
4FunPlayin: well 24th?
4FunPlayin: let's see my blablabla list
4FunPlayin: crap
d0h: haha
4FunPlayin: at 8:00 I wake up
4FunPlayin: at 10:00 I jerk off
d0h: 23th trolling, 24th trolling, 25th trolling
4FunPlayin: at 12:45 I jerk off
4FunPlayin: well
4FunPlayin: I jerk off until 6:00
d0h: only 2 hours and 45min between jerking?
d0h: ithought you would do that 24hours until it bleeds
4FunPlayin: it already bleeds..
4FunPlayin: I need to lower the amount by 15 times
d0h: hmm awesome
4FunPlayin: so 2 hr and 45 min
4FunPlayin: is 15x
d0h: 15x what?
d0h: in this period of time?
4FunPlayin: FUCK MATH
4FunPlayin: DON'T ASK ME
d0h: you jerk of 15 times in 2hours and 45mins?
4FunPlayin: you really need to see my dick dude
4FunPlayin: it goes right
4FunPlayin: until the middle
4FunPlayin: in the middle
4FunPlayin: it turns left
4FunPlayin: for some reason
d0h: lol
d0h: you are insane
4FunPlayin: however
4FunPlayin: when I don't have a boner
4FunPlayin: my dick goes right instead left
4FunPlayin: boner = left
4FunPlayin: no boner = right
d0h: i bet you do the propeller all day long so your penis is thin in the middle
4FunPlayin: e.g. when I pee, the pee launches itself right
d0h: lol
4FunPlayin: I'm not rotating my dick
4FunPlayin: lol
4FunPlayin: I tried once and I could rotate it 360
d0h: no propeller?
4FunPlayin: but that's not the main reason
d0h: you need to do the propeller while going to toilet
4FunPlayin: normal people jerk off with some cream or something
d0h: its fun
4FunPlayin: I do it hard and with my sweat
4FunPlayin: the dick shape has changed
d0h: oh wow
4FunPlayin: really
4FunPlayin: it's wierd
4FunPlayin: everyone cum instantlsy blablabla idk2spell
4FunPlayin: but I pee before I cum
4FunPlayin: my dick has wierd stuff in it
4FunPlayin: I mean I don't bee
d0h: yep i think so
4FunPlayin: but few drops of pee goes
d0h: you are very special
4FunPlayin: get it
4FunPlayin: I know
4FunPlayin: you should see me punch a carot into my ass while I jerk off
4FunPlayin: your dick turns red blue
4FunPlayin: it's awesome
d0h: oh ye sounds very interesting
4FunPlayin: of course
4FunPlayin: human antomy is amazing
d0h: this whole conversation is mind blowing
4FunPlayin: blowing?
4FunPlayin: yea
4FunPlayin: but the real blowing thing is
d0h: probably the best convo ive ever had
4FunPlayin: when you grab your dick's head
4FunPlayin: you know
4FunPlayin: the one with the whole you pee
d0h: yes go on
4FunPlayin: anyway when you grab it
4FunPlayin: grab it hard
d0h: i can learn a lot of you
4FunPlayin: and with your other hand
4FunPlayin: shuffle it on your dick's head
4FunPlayin: you can't stand it
4FunPlayin: it's painful
4FunPlayin: but fun
4FunPlayin: try it
d0h: so you like pain?
4FunPlayin: left arm - grabs HARD right arm - shuffle
4FunPlayin: oh yes
4FunPlayin: I once googled
4FunPlayin: men in pain
4FunPlayin: and they did some amazing porn
d0h: so you get your tips from google on how to masturbate?
4FunPlayin: well only from men in pain
4FunPlayin: but I don't have what they have
d0h: ah okay
4FunPlayin: they have wire cabels with 50 voltz
4FunPlayin: and they put it on your balls
4FunPlayin: and activate it
d0h: oh
4FunPlayin: it's just amazing
d0h: sounds good i guess?
4FunPlayin: sounds?
4FunPlayin: feels.
d0h: no what you tell me sounds good
d0h: and well it probably feels good either
d0h: you should try it once
4FunPlayin: I tried
d0h: and share your experience
4FunPlayin: but it didn't work as I expected
4FunPlayin: I don't want to talk about it.
d0h:

[AZUMIKKEL]

tl;dr and cba reading backwards messages

[4FunPlayin]

That's because d0h has a shit name

[aosma8]

..........you expect us to read it backwards @d0h! fu and you backwards name

[JariZ]

sick sick 4fun