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I had once the most crazy dream.
I was walkin to home with my girlfriend and in the middle of city appeared farm o_O that was the shortest way to arrive to my home so I decided to go through farm territory. My gf refused and went away. I began walking through farm territory. I hear a wwwfff sound and notice that I had just stepped on chicken egg and ofc broke it. Then a man that looks like RAMBO+BRUCE WILLIS appeared with very big and scary kitchen knife and started to shout at me. He told I broke his egg and he will kill me. Meanwhile I had no mobile phone and it was late evening. That was fuckin scary. Wanna hear the end of sleep? He left me alive. Cuz I paid him. I paid him not money but 3 chicken eggs.
Wtf dream isn't it?
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(08-03-2011, 23:52)G-Man Wrote: I had once the most crazy dream.
I was walkin to home with my girlfriend and in the middle of city appeared farm o_O that was the shortest way to arrive to my home so I decided to go through farm territory. My gf refused and went away. I began walking through farm territory. I hear a wwwfff sound and notice that I had just stepped on chicken egg and ofc broke it. Then a man that looks like RAMBO+BRUCE WILLIS appeared with very big and scary kitchen knife and started to shout at me. He told I broke his egg and he will kill me. Meanwhile I had no mobile phone and it was late evening. That was fuckin scary. Wanna hear the end of sleep? He left me alive. Cuz I paid him. I paid him not money but 3 chicken eggs.
Wtf dream isn't it?
It means you get mad at nothing, and your subconscious knows this. The man in the nightmare represents a side of you.
Also, I dreamt this tonight. Really fucked up:
I was driving home with my mother when she suddenly erupted "look! Watermelons! I'm gonna get me some watermelon. Those watermelons are really good!". She drove a couple meters further and I could see a bush with strangely big and deformed watermelons. We stood out of the car and lifted a bunch of the heavy watermelons inside. My mom then started going at some purple and orange flowers, and got purple and orange gloves out of it. She showed me that they were not quite ordinary, but had special powers to them. With the orange glove on, the flickered her fingers and set fire to where she pointed. I asked if I could have it, so she gave it to me. We then drove home, and it was dark as if it was a winter midnight all of a sudden. I noticed a cat's eyes reflecting light, and flickered my fingers against it with my glove. It didn't set fire to the cat, but rather turned it's eyes red and reflected more light.
Next thing I remember, I was sitting in a supermarket, leaning towards a cooler that emitted a strong, bright light. To the right of me was two guys doing the same thing. A man came and gave the one guy a purple crown, one guy a green crown, but when he came to me, he said: "As for you, Mikkel, you must find your own crown, in the mountains to the north!" After he said that, I got up and started to walk north. I managed to hear one of the guys silently say "Yeah of course, it's always to the north".
I didn't walk far, until I got to a massive tree, with climbing obstacles on. As I started climbing, my brother joined in to help. It was really hard to climb it, as you needed really good balance. As we finally got to the top, I saw an orange crown, and tried to grab it. My hand went through it though, and then we saw a man presenting himself as The King. He told us we would get the crown if we could pass the final challenge. We were on a rotating platform. Around us was thick logs/branches from the tree. On the branches were different fruits. We were meant to knock out all of one type of fruit first, then the next, etc, until all fruits were off the branches. We failed a bunch of times and had to restart. It's harder than it sounds, and quite hard to explain. It was like a game where you had to press the right buttons at the right time. As we finally managed to get far into the game, one of the branches were carrying a large bag of chips. My brother and I stopped moving for a second. Then we started punching the bag and eating the chips.
Now, here comes a weird part. The king opened a bag of bacon chips, farted on them, and handed them towards us, thinking that we wouldn't eat fart-chips. However, we grabbed a handful each and ate them. The king looked at us approvingly, and said: "You will get the crown if you spray deodorant in Christopher's twenty-four hour butt" (what) and pointed to a sleeping guy. My brother came with a bunch of objections though, and I said that we brought no deodorant. The sleeping guy woke up and asked what was going on. Another guy then said that the king wanted us to spray deodorant in his twenty-four hour butt (what), to which Christopher replied "oh that's mean" in a stoned way.
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Wasn't smoking anything. You know that thing where you wake up in the morning and go back to sleep you get these fucked up and vivid dreams? Yeah, I did that.
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Quote:The man in the nightmare represents a side of you.
Im like RAMBO+BRUCE WILLIS? o_O
no im not  you never saw real-me
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