[News] Secret of the worlds console

[iAegle]

Btw it starts at the bottom, and ends at the top. Too lazy to change it

Pozzuh - 06-07-15:39 -- but the maya's somehow hacked it
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:39 -- nah not monkeytoy I put sv_disableClientConsole 1
iAegle - 06-07-15:38 -- story* imma go write this down
iAegle - 06-07-15:38 -- Epic sotry
Rendflex - 06-07-15:38 -- ye
iAegle - 06-07-15:38 -- Now they added some protection to it with some l33t password things
Rendflex - 06-07-15:38 -- And also, they saw a cow... which was called leet... and it was a seta specie
Rendflex - 06-07-15:38 -- Yeah!
iAegle - 06-07-15:38 -- but when its off.. it actually works!
iAegle - 06-07-15:37 -- they turned off monkeytoy because they tought it was useless
Rendflex - 06-07-15:37 -- WUT?
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:37 -- rendflex knows
iAegle - 06-07-15:37 -- Rendflex
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:37 -- oh my god you ARE the devil :O
Rendflex - 06-07-15:37 -- So the mayans were right, they somehow opened the developers console (They thought it was in space, but it was infront of them) and changed the timelimit so it ends in 2012
iAegle - 06-07-15:37 -- I just changed the scorelimit with some hacks .. don't tell pussuh
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:37 -- scr_tdm_timelimit
Misterio - 06-07-15:37 -- how can i change timelimit in ptk??
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:36 -- yup
Rendflex - 06-07-15:36 -- Thought so
iAegle - 06-07-15:36 -- Its 2012
Rendflex - 06-07-15:36 -- What's the timelimit irl?
iAegle - 06-07-15:36 -- They sell it there, i published it
Rendflex - 06-07-15:36 -- Yeah, "local store"
Misterio - 06-07-15:36 -- how to change timelimit in ptk??
Rendflex - 06-07-15:36 -- ah
Rendflex - 06-07-15:36 -- Yes, Pozzuh?
iAegle - 06-07-15:36 -- go to your local store .. you know www.redtube.com
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:36 -- so unless iAegle is the devil he doesnt have the mod tools
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:35 -- oh and the devil.. Confused
iAegle - 06-07-15:35 -- Rendflex
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:35 -- only I have the mod tools
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:35 -- he's lying
Rendflex - 06-07-15:35 -- Where can you download it? :o
iAegle - 06-07-15:35 -- kinda cool, but others won't hear it
iAegle - 06-07-15:35 -- It sounds like KDJFOJEFLKSJGLEH now
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:35 -- yes I have the mod tools
iAegle - 06-07-15:35 -- I just modified the walking sound
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:35 -- I'm the host I can't get kicked or banned
iAegle - 06-07-15:35 -- There is,
Rendflex - 06-07-15:35 -- Is there mod tools for irl btw+
iAegle - 06-07-15:35 -- I mean IP bans YOU!
Rendflex - 06-07-15:35 -- Ahh, who made the server btw?
iAegle - 06-07-15:34 -- In Soviet russia computer bans YOU!
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:34 -- kinda annoying..; Confused
Rendflex - 06-07-15:34 -- If Soviet still existed, how would the jokes be then?
iAegle - 06-07-15:34 -- But they do talk funny when talking english
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:34 -- but the server software is outdated so I can't ban via IP adresses etc
iAegle - 06-07-15:34 -- Maybe the russians also, they are evil
iAegle - 06-07-15:34 -- ban africa
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:33 -- btw I can ban people to
iAegle - 06-07-15:33 -- <3
iAegle - 06-07-15:33 -- He came back for me
Rendflex - 06-07-15:33 -- Going soon
Yamato - 06-07-15:33 -- werent you on holidays?
Rendflex - 06-07-15:33 -- Is it allowed? Wouldn't we get banned from irl then?
iAegle - 06-07-15:33 -- It is .. but hey, they are supposed to be easy targets
Rendflex - 06-07-15:32 -- That's like... hacking
iAegle - 06-07-15:32 -- Then they would fit in
iAegle - 06-07-15:32 -- i think we have to take the skin off these people and paint them white
Rendflex - 06-07-15:32 -- Ah
iAegle - 06-07-15:32 -- i get a 8a8r8g8b error
Rendflex - 06-07-15:32 -- Why?
iAegle - 06-07-15:32 -- Can't
Rendflex - 06-07-15:32 -- Try find the .iwi file
Rendflex - 06-07-15:32 -- Ooooh, just edit the skin
iAegle - 06-07-15:32 -- Pozzuh knows xd
iAegle - 06-07-15:31 -- Not dark, or night .. just black
iAegle - 06-07-15:31 -- its getting black out here ...
Rendflex - 06-07-15:31 -- And that is?
iAegle - 06-07-15:31 -- There's only 1 downside
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:31 -- it's a little bit overheated that's why you sometimes lag
iAegle - 06-07-15:31 -- its awesome out here btw .. we can fly and stuff
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:31 -- the core of the earth is the server
iAegle - 06-07-15:31 -- It is
Rendflex - 06-07-15:31 -- That means, that the netherlands are in space...
Rendflex - 06-07-15:30 -- I thought, the server was in space
iAegle - 06-07-15:30 -- Maybe he doesn't have a Blackberry
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:30 -- rendflex what's ur rl name i'll ping u
iAegle - 06-07-15:30 -- then you will have good connections
iAegle - 06-07-15:30 -- Rendflex .. move to the netherlands
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:30 -- to everybody.
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:30 -- it doesn't lag.. ping = 1
Rendflex - 06-07-15:30 -- Dude, get a better server
iAegle - 06-07-15:30 -- lol rendflex
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:29 -- I can mod it if I want to
Rendflex - 06-07-15:29 -- Is that why it lags?
iAegle - 06-07-15:29 -- Yeah I just turned on "ui_hud_hardcore"
Rendflex - 06-07-15:29 -- Orly?
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:29 -- I'm god and i'm the admin of this server, the world.
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:29 -- I already can.
iAegle - 06-07-15:29 -- How do i add some text that gets randomly selected from a list in a .menu file?
Rendflex - 06-07-15:29 -- But would we be able to see the HUD then?
Rendflex - 06-07-15:29 -- Imagine, if we could open up the developers console irl..
Rendflex - 06-07-15:28 -- xDD
iAegle - 06-07-15:28 -- "maybe HE'S a GIRL" ok that was wrong
iAegle - 06-07-15:28 -- Maybe he's a girl, maybe not.. even the thing itsself doesn't know
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:28 -- that sucks
iAegle - 06-07-15:27 -- he can't
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:27 -- then how can you fap
Rendflex - 06-07-15:27 -- Nope
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:27 -- can you see yourself?
Rendflex - 06-07-15:26 -- I'm invisible
iAegle - 06-07-15:26 -- Hmm yeah that would make sense
Pozzuh - 06-07-15:26 -- u don't have an avatar so u don't exist mhh
Rendflex - 06-07-15:26 -- Since Azu got a cat on his avatar on most sites, he's probably a cat.

Discoverd by Pozzuh, Rendflex and iAegle

[aosma8]

tl;dr lol

[OrangePL]

Code:

scr_wrld_timelimit 2012
if(self getcurrentyear() >= "2012")
{
self delete();
}

[surtek]

tl;dr lol

QFT

[Pozzuh]

tl;dr version ->

I'm god.

[Tomsen1410]

Lol^^
I think its not that good in space :/
Btw, can i get the tools?
Dont want to die in 2012

[4FunPlayin]

Hmm after looking at it 3 people in the chat? what is that team chat or sumding?

[Bloopbloop]

tl;dr version= Azu is a cat.