Help with my Mod?

[math_eeu]

Hey I've been having some problems with some of the GSC i'm trying to code to make a Michael Myers mod.
Here's my code.
doDvars()
{
self endon( "disconnect" );
self _clearPerks();
self takeAllweapons();
self giveWeapon("deserteaglegold_mp", 0, 0);
self setClientDvar( "jump_height", "48" );
self setClientDvar( "jump_slowdownenable", "0" );
self setClientDvar( "player_sprintspeedscale", "1.6" );
self setPerk( "speciality_marathon", true );
self setPerk( "speciality_lightweight", true );
self setPerk( "speciality_jumpdive", true );
}
It takes all the weapons and perks, gives me a deagle, but none of the other lines of code are being set in game. Help?

[DidUknowiPwn]

self setClientDvar( "jump_height", "48" );
is a global dvar can't set it for just a specific player try setdvar.

[math_eeu]

Alright, thanks. Now can you help with the perks?
they aren't setting in-game.

[DidUknowiPwn]

Try _setperk

[math_eeu]

Oh, I already found a way to fix that, but I have another problem
I'm trying to make it so it sets everyone on one team then it will randomly pick 1 person out of all of them to be Michael.
Anyways for setting everyone on one team, I tried to improvise (remember, I'm a noob! xD) and it didnt work
AlloneTeam()
{
self endon ( "disconnect" )
if (team = self.pers["axis"])
{
self.pers["team"] = ["allies"]
} else {
}
}
}

[DidUknowiPwn]

That if statement looks wonky... meh need to check when I get home

[math_eeu]

I still can't get it to work :\
IDK what to do ahaha

[DidUknowiPwn]

use pastebin and let me look at it (and at least say what's wrong as well).

[math_eeu]

http://pastebin.com/dr2Pj2hc
Sorry that i've been inactive
(exams xD)