Philosoph'o'Raptor

[Arteq]

Bringing you some of philosophic thought of a Raptor.

1.)We are what we eat. So that to stay humans we need to eat people?

2.)Give people what you want people to give you. If I want all the people give me money will there be any result?

3.)Where from do people know that Raptor was GREEN dinosaur? (no really?)

4.)If the transsexual will be a robber will he be put into men's jail or women's?

5.)Rats are always running away from the sinking boat. To where?!?!

6.)If there are sex-bombs so there shall be sex-shelter?

7.)Cut all mosquito's legs off and told him to run away. He didnt move. Do mosquito become deaf if all his legs are cut off? o_O

8.)What for a shop that works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week needs locks on the doors? o_O

9.)If I will say NO to drugs will I become a drug addict when speaking to pills? o_O

10.)Why soup spices are called cubes (at last in russia) if they are truly PARALELLEPIPEDS!!!

11.)Time is money, money is time... So cash dispenser is time machine? o_O

12.)Who tastes the cat food to say "It became even more tasty"?! o_O

13.)Russian millitia became officialy POLICE. Does that mean that robbers officialy became GANGSTERS? o_O

[AZUMIKKEL]

12.)Who tastes the cat food to say "It became even more tasty"?! o_O

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These aren't philosoraptor, these are easily answered questions as along as they're in english.

[JariZ]

Dont hate azu, I like them

[Arteq]

I laughed at some of them. These are not all cuz some 40% of jokes are funny only for russian audience.
if you hate - no one will blame you, but this is just your opinion. a lot of people like them.

[AZUMIKKEL]

Stop hating on my answer.

[Arteq]

stop hating on my thread

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im not hating you. im your fan
no seriously, i like you as modder and as forum member and i like all of your works. but it seems you secretly starting to hate me with some super secret reason

[Pozzuh]

If I'd ask you to have sex with me would the answer on that question be the same as the answer on this question?

[yes/no] answer please

Only answer if you're female btw

[Arteq]

/* what i think */
hmmm... kinda joke here? wtf is he sayin?! somethin funny? cant understand it >_>

/* what i say */
WHAT?

[Pozzuh]

/* What you think when you use these brackets */
I must be smart as fuck

/* What I think when you use these brackets */
lmfao idiot

[Arteq]

Understand a joke
but not the previous.

and i didnt want to look smart as fuck i wanted to explain my thoughts