07-09-2011, 21:41
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2011, 21:43 by 4FunPlayin.)
Hello lazy itsMods folks, I am going to show you today how to be an idiot.
First you need to stare at your screen without blinking like a zombie, and stick your face to your screen.
Ok, let me ask you a question, do you know what Einstein, Newton and Edison share in common? that's right, they are not you. Don't try to be like them because you won't be smart as them.
So here are few easy steps you should do in a daily-stupid-life
1) Neglect yourself
2) Sit like a retard
3) Smoke
4) Drink alcohol like Russian
5) Watch a video without listening to it
6) Same as 5, but in movies
7) Dislike youtube videos (but not 4Fun's)
8) Throw your books away, this is the 21st century, use CDs.
9) Curve your dick towards the left
10) Use this as signature: http://i54.tinypic.com/1fxsnb.jpg
SPECIAL:
11) +Rep 4Fun (seriously if you do that you are officially an idiot)